What happens when you can talk back to ads? This does!
All the Tweets below were promoted tweets.
@foundationdb You’re a bunch of pathetic idiots who blew their funding on a k/v store whose uselessness must be covered up with buzzwords.
— Glico Morinaga (@buckleysangel) January 5, 2013
@onefinestay Like I know anyone with the resources to own a home in central London.
— Thomas Thurman (@marnanel) December 30, 2012
@senditbypost i already have your app, but since i promised myself id never use a company who spammed my timeline, i now have to delete it.
— Dan Kelly (@DanKelly81) January 4, 2013
@senditbypost will you get the fuck off my timeline!!!Ill send an email or buy a post card from the shop and a stamp!!!
— Scott (@Darthdawes) January 4, 2013
@senditbypost FFS stop spamming my timeline.
— Simon Pearce (@simonp820) January 4, 2013
@theoutnet please stay off my timeline. if I wanted your offers I would follow
— Jo Cowell (@Barmy4Boxsets) December 11, 2012
I do this a lot, I find it cathartic, although it probably says too much about me. Here’s some of my most recent ones. I cannot un-say these things.
@Lancebeo5hxm Thanks for spamming me! May your skin turn to liquid and your bones bleach under an unforgiving Sun.
@adriannieves15 @CapriGirlCam Thanks for the spam. I hope you get an attack of violent diarrhoea while stuck in heavy traffic.
@mosalsaneakaw @Iouis_tomIinsan Thanks for the spam. I hope rabid ferrets burrow into your anus and chew your colon in twain
@Hughjwapwr I hope you lose function in your arms and legs in the middle of a forest and an angry ferret gnaws your balls off.
I told a spammer the I hope his balls get gnawed off by a ferret. Now I’m followed by @FerretNews. INTERNET!!
Oh no, I think all these keywords are going to encourage spam and bad ratings to my blog